READING DESERVES CLEANER STREETS

Reading Borough Council has failed us - time to fail them - vote anyone but Labour in May.

RBC - TRUE TO FORM

Following the news that Britain's crap local Councils are going to have their finances cut, how unsurprising that the majority of them have in-turn deliberately decided to cut the services that will be the most visual, news worthy and socially disruptive.

By cutting waste collections, street cleaning and public access to swimming pools and leisure centres etc, the childish (and in most cases - left wing) councils can most easily lay the balme for their own inadequacies and incompetence on National Government whilst retaining their over-manned offices and the likes.

Reading Borough Council will no doubt act true to form and bugger up the domestic waste collections, allow pavements to become worse than normal, let the bus service become even shittier than it usually is whilst stealing it's resident's hard earned money in the form of Council Tax.

Thank goodness we've got a chance to rid this country of the arseholes in charge of RBC in a few months time - maybe then we can find someone accountable and having the interests of non addicted people at heart.

MOJ - LEAST WANTED LIST

The MOJ (Ministry of Justice) has released a list of the people that they’ve been least successful at imprisoning. The MOJ refused to name the people even though a large number of them are murderers and rapists because it would be a violation of their Human Rights and we couldn’t have that.

As there’s so many of them there’s a good chance that one is living near you but fret not as they’re probably a nice bunch of guys who had perfectly good reasons to do what they did and if they did it now they’d be let off anyway so may as well leave them out.

If you suspect that a dangerous, convicted ‘on the run’ person has marked your card, please contact the office of Suma Chakrabarti - Permanent Secretary and – press 1 for ‘think you’re about to be murdered’, press 2 for ‘going to be murdered very soon and press 3 for ‘know someone who’s just been murdered.

DONCASTER SAUCE

The English Democrat Mayor has been making news in Doncaster this week being accused by some as a “racist homophobe”.

The homophobe slant comes from Peter Davies saying that the annual ‘gay pride’ day in the city was as welcome as ever however he couldn’t justify making the Council Tax payer fund it, although this was reported as ‘Peter Davies didn’t want gay people parading their sexuality’.

The racist smear is from Peter Davies questioning why the Council Tax payer should fund translation services for people too lazy to learn English.

Our Border Agency has a logical need for translators and I can see the local authorities may need them now and again for recent immigrantion arrivals but if a person has been in Britain for more than a month and intends to stay, they should learn English.

By not speaking English in England, immigrants only have direct contact with their own which has no benefit to them or the country as it creates a divide with all others. Learn English or not? If they don’t, why should I pay for their laziness? I’ll happily fund English lessons through my Council Tax but not translators or the giving of council information in nine different languages.

Go to Italy with no Italian and see how you get on.

(On a different note – when writing this piece, out of interest I typed ‘homophobe’ into my Franklin Thesaurus and it came up – correction list – ‘HOME OFFICE’)

READING LABOUR WELCOMES NAZ SARKAR

The Labour Party is delighted in the selection of Naz Sarkar to replace Martin Salter as the person who they think best represents their voters in West Reading. Read into that whatever you will!

Naz has experience in the arts and travel.

CPS LAUNCH TIME SAVING SCHEME

It’s no secret that Thames Valley Police is stretched on the manpower front with as few as five officers being responsible for Town Centre policing at certain times of the day. Successful recruitment to it’s youth movement has eased the situation although further measures are still required to save Police Officer’s time, which isn’t cheap.

One idea being tried in Reading is letting convicted criminals off scott free encouraging them to stab someone else or mug another old woman which means that 40% of crime in the town is now being committed by people whos details are already on file – hey presto – less paperwork, it’s just another entry on an excel spreadsheet and a monkey can do that!

By letting the criminals off repeatedly, the CPS hope to get this figure up to 97.45% enabling the government to replace eight hundred and fifty beat officers with temps – hey presto – reduced Police wage bill which fits in with Labour’s plans who have always looked to slap the Force down whenever it can.

A senior person related to a department dealing with the CPS allegedly told Reading’s Evening Post, “Although the system has highlighted a couple of minor downsides, i.e. more people get shot, robbed, stabbed, raped etc, if one person’s doing most of the crime, we can do away with an entire Police Department doing costly things like crime scene investigation, tracking people down and spraying that luminol stuff everywhere replacing it with one disabled person and a laptop who’s salary is subsidised by National Government”.

If you asked one hundred people in the street, “Do you think that convicted criminals get the sentence they deserve?”, one hundred would say no – so who do the Crown Prosecution Service work for? Not the victims – that’s a dead cert or a dead Manchester woman whichever the case may be.

If the Tories don’t address current CPS leniency and their contempt for the Police Officers compiling a case as one of their first priorities after May next year, I can see more people turning to vigilante forms of revenge rather than the Police and the Courts who will only waste their time and let the perpetrator off, and that’s one stage nearer to anarchy.

LABOUR ISN'T WORKING

“I will not waiver, I will not walk away”

I don’t credit Gordon Brown with the ability to rebuild the Labour Party or our broken economy yet I cringe when I see him booed in France and repeatedly stabbed in the back by his alleged colleagues.

I never thought I’d write this but I actually feel sorry for the man. The crap in the Labour Party (most of them) already caught with their own fat red snouts in the trough clearly think that shitting on this leader, like they did to the last one will somehow deflect the publics anger away from them – it won’t.

Don’t go Gordon; give us our day in May 2010 when the country will return a Conservative Government to power. Not a perfect solution, but not a Labour cess pit – that’s progress.

NOT AS GREEN AS THEY ARE CABBAGE LOOKING

75% of Greens think that 34% of people are thinking of voting Green in the Euro Elections – what a load of codswallop. The Greens will be as ineffectual in the Euro Elections as they are in life.

Even their own soporific website says that people are only thinking of voting for them to stop another party getting any votes - well done!

DON’T LET THEM NOT STAND

MPs looking to avoid ridicule and prosecution should be made to run in the next General Election by law.

This would guarantee the best ever turn out in a general election since Bobby Walpole avoided being linked to financial scandal in 1720, guarantee that all the bent, deceitful, immoral crap is swept out of politics (The House of Lords shall remain bent in thanks for services rendered), punish the parties that allowed it’s members to commit the worst crimes against the electorate and hey – it would be fun.

As the spring cleansing process continues to gather its momentum on it’s charge through the worst in banking, the most incompetently run dinosaur companies, crooked insurance chancers and thieving Members of Parliament, can anyone in the UK think anything different than life in Britain, like our legal system, is not about guilty or innocent, it’s all about being found out or not being found out and then winning or losing.

So let’s keep the bent ones in so we can vote them out; with so many people having already lost their jobs where they never had the opportunity to fiddle expenses, replacing three hundred benefit fraudsters shouldn’t be too difficult?

WOUNDED DEFENDERS

Every injured soldier, sailor and airman (and woman) should be made an example of upon their return to the UK. Without affecting their privacy, this country should have a website fully accessible by the media and the public detailing:-

Name or rank or serial number; cause of their injury, nature of their injury, what the best medical treatment available for the injury is today, whether they are receiving this treatment and if not, why not?

We shouldn’t need charities to look after our wounded defenders; infact we should be ashamed of their existence. Hug a wounded service person today before no-one wants to be one anymore.

EXPENSES

It’s not the fact that our current immoral MPs are all stealing from us that grates but the way in which the embezzlers all waited until they were found out before admitting to ‘an error of judgement’, and then thinking that they could simply pay back the fraudulently raised dosh and all will be well.

Is it too much to ask that our MPs don’t view themselves as above us and beyond the reach of the law? Shouldn’t being an MP be like being a nurse, a doctor, a traffic warden, a priest, an aid worker or a burglar? – a vocation.

Credit where credit’s due, Martin Salter has clearly not spanked his constituents unlike Margaret Beckett who has and couldn’t give a shit what the people of Derby South think about it. Unfortunately for Mr Salter, he’s a mainstream MP and that’s a profession no longer associated with honesty which benefits the lifestyle/grudge parties such as Green, UKIP and BNP.

Typical of the Conservatives, Ann Widdithing said that if MPs are denied their right to shaft the public on expenses, who’d want to be an MP? – doh – maybe an honest person.

BUS LANE THEFT

Despite having been ‘outed’ by the Reading Chronicle for using the wrong legislation to get more money out of it’s residents cunningly misdirected into unsigned bus lanes in the town, Reading Borough Council is still doing it and they’re now increasing the fines.

As a left fascist movement, Reading Borough Council demonstrates it’s leaning toward bullying and harassment admirably – change the government and remove the despotic empire builders at the helm of RBC who have clearly forgotten that they’re merely servants to their paymasters – the people that they’re so enthusiastically penalising.

GREEN READING

Bored of politics? Bored of porn buying, expenses cheating members of parliament? There’s always the Green Party.

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READING IS DOING WELL

In Reading town centre there’s a building project nearing completion called ‘The Blade’ after the huge shark like spike on the top erected for the sole purpose of making it the tallest building in a town in Berkshire beginning with the letter ‘R’.

The University is demolishing and rebuilding everywhere it seems; Green Park the eco-friendly office complex is chucking up glass blocks on a weekly basis and Reading Station is being enlarged to gargantuan proportions.

The football team is about to go back up to the Premiership, Ross Brawn of Reading School is leading the Formula 1 constructors table, Ricky Gervais is one of the funniest men in the country, Kate Winslet has just got an Oscar and we’ve got a wicked wind turbine.

Reading, Berkshire is doing fine. Infact, it’s bucking the trend and growing. It’s said that you’re often cruellest to the ones closest to you – I like Reading.

CRAP LOCAL GOES BI

RBC, the council that’s so fucking stupid it can’t design a ring road is losing it’s daily newsletter (cunningly disguised as a local paper) The Evening Post which is to be reduced to a local litter problem with a couple of editions per week containing the job section interplayed with advertising.

Residents of Reading, Berkshire greeted the bombshell news that the ‘daily paper’ is being discontinued with displays of total disinterest.

The paper, famous for its almost fanatical use of pathetic play on word headlines such as “Jemma’s eggcited over chickens” will not vacate its Tessa Road premises and the square metre where the bloke who needs a shave sits outside Boots in Broad Street.

In a market generally acknowledged to be declining thanks in the main to internet advertising drawing larger proportions of reducing advertising budgets, ‘the Post’ managed to increase circulation by just under six per cent throughout 2008; that’s impressive even though they did start giving the paper away free.

All in all it’s not been a very good few months for Reading Borough Council. Caught prevaricating over recycling statistics to cover up the fact that they are one of the worst recycling council in the United Kingdom and found wanting in their appalling and incompetent child care departments, the resident hating authority is urgently looking for additional sources of income from residents.

Expect more moped riding traffic wardens, parking fines, increased parking permit charges, higher waste collection fees and bigger demands on your wallet in general when coming into contact with anything that’s got ‘Reading Borough Council’s’ colours on it; talking of which.

Reading Borough Council used to be burgundy. The vans were burgundy, their logo that looks like a machine gun post was burgundy but now, they’re anything that’s cheap. The dustcarts, vans and cars are green, white, red infact:- Richard of York gave battle in vain. RBC is running cheap.