It’s not the fact that our current immoral MPs are all stealing from us that grates but the way in which the embezzlers all waited until they were found out before admitting to ‘an error of judgement’, and then thinking that they could simply pay back the fraudulently raised dosh and all will be well.
Is it too much to ask that our MPs don’t view themselves as above us and beyond the reach of the law? Shouldn’t being an MP be like being a nurse, a doctor, a traffic warden, a priest, an aid worker or a burglar? – a vocation.
Credit where credit’s due, Martin Salter has clearly not spanked his constituents unlike Margaret Beckett who has and couldn’t give a shit what the people of Derby South think about it. Unfortunately for Mr Salter, he’s a mainstream MP and that’s a profession no longer associated with honesty which benefits the lifestyle/grudge parties such as Green, UKIP and BNP.
Typical of the Conservatives, Ann Widdithing said that if MPs are denied their right to shaft the public on expenses, who’d want to be an MP? – doh – maybe an honest person.
John Redwood MP listen up!!!! Sack your website designer, sack the people that create and produce your newsletter (I think they’re working for your opposition the crap they put in it), get some new ties and try a decent designer suit on.
You’re probably the only hope that Britain has left when it comes to economics, so learn as many National Anthems as you can, wack on some ‘Just for Men’ and prepare to get us out of this shit. Your Country Needs You - NOW!
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How is it that crappy councils like Reading Borough Council can get away with stealing Council Tax from me re a property that is my only one, I can’t sell it, it’s uninhabited, unfurnished and I can’t afford to live there but expense account jugglers like Jacqui Smith and McNulty are all buying ‘animal farm’ and claiming expenses for houses they don’t even need?Do as they do - not as they say! - Are there any MPs who are not robbing their constituents blind?
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.