WEST READING RECYCLING
The (PDRS) Personal Details Recycling Service is now fully operational in West Reading. Focusing on Western Elms Avenue, the operative will happily go through your rubbish, displacing the content’s upon the ground, whilst sorting, reading and pocketing your juicy bank, mortgage and credit card details.
Identifiable in his combats, leather coat, flappy ear hat and with dog, what better way of doing someone a good turn this Christmas than by not shredding your documents and leaving your mail sticking out the door for the Personal Details Recycling Service.This is a free service until you receive your first statement from MBNA for a credit card you've never asked for.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
7 comments:
Collis was caught going through our bins on tuesday.
lEES BEEN AT NO 15 TWICE
I just read your comment, he only seems to be doing the odd numbers - that's Leigh to a tee.
he's up for theft of mail and credit card fraud at the moment or was recently - if he's still doing it he deserves what he gets - don't you mean Lee Collins?
No - you mean Leigh Collis
are you referring to the crack cocaine dealer Leigh Collis?
I saw Lee in the garden of the house over the road from number 19
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