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Monday’s the day when the government releases the list of the lowest of the low in the current latrine known as Parliament in the form of the Legg Report.
The slimiest of the slimy 100 who throughout the expenses scandal kept quiet hoping that the MP benefit fraud exposures would go away are to be ‘outed’ by Sir Thomas Legg who’s going to announce which bent MPs have used parliamentary expenses to improve their second homes to make a profit rather than just maintain them, and who’s used taxpayers' money to pay off the capital element of mortgages, instead of just interest on the borrowing, as is allowed under the rules.
All MPs named on Monday guilty of the above crime should be sacked without question or consultation and made to repay double the amount that they’ve stolen from the taxpayer (that’s the NHS worker, the member of our armed services, the old person and the unwell that they’ve been saying they care about at their recent conferences).
They represent the worst of the worst politicians this country has experienced for almost seventy years.
MPs looking to avoid ridicule and prosecution should be made to run in the next General Election by law.
This would guarantee the best ever turn out in a general election since Bobby Walpole avoided being linked to financial scandal in 1720, guarantee that all the bent, deceitful, immoral crap is swept out of politics (The House of Lords shall remain bent in thanks for services rendered), punish the parties that allowed it’s members to commit the worst crimes against the electorate and hey – it would be fun.
As the spring cleansing process continues to gather its momentum on it’s charge through the worst in banking, the most incompetently run dinosaur companies, crooked insurance chancers and thieving Members of Parliament, can anyone in the UK think anything different than life in Britain, like our legal system, is not about guilty or innocent, it’s all about being found out or not being found out and then winning or losing.
So let’s keep the bent ones in so we can vote them out; with so many people having already lost their jobs where they never had the opportunity to fiddle expenses, replacing three hundred benefit fraudsters shouldn’t be too difficult?
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
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Silly bastards, make them give it back.
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Monday’s the day when the government releases the list of the lowest of the low in the current latrine known as Parliament in the form of the Legg Report.
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