Where did this trend for mothers trying to look like their daughters come from? I’m no oil painting and couldn’t pass for having just fallen out of Next’s shop window but I do have some pride and I think an understanding of what looks good and what looks like mutton dressed up as lamb.
The ‘look’ I’m most offended by is an attractive twenty something blonde wearing tight figure hugging jeans with great ‘less is more’ make-up walking arm in arm with a bleached blonde, denim wearing, ‘more is more’ sheet of foundation caked walrus bizarrely showing far more breast than the daughter. Why do women like to show more mammary the older they get? If I woke up one morning thinking ‘I know, I’m going to show more willy today’ I’d be arrested; isn’t it only fair to expect the same of muttons.
I wouldn’t dream of going to town shopping wearing tight shorts emphasising my meat and two veg with my belly protruding under a tad too small t shirt. Not only would I be rightfully embarrassed and deserve to be punched but I owe a Duty of Care to other pavement/town users not to spark the gag reflex.
Can we pass a law against this – yes we can.
I can see the future. The policeman who needlessly struck and threw Ian Tomlinson to the floor prompting a fatal heart attack will not be named, he'll not lose his job or be suspended.Killing members of the public in Britain is not illegal if you're wearing the right uniform it seems.
How is it that crappy councils like Reading Borough Council can get away with stealing Council Tax from me re a property that is my only one, I can’t sell it, it’s uninhabited, unfurnished and I can’t afford to live there but expense account jugglers like Jacqui Smith and McNulty are all buying ‘animal farm’ and claiming expenses for houses they don’t even need?Do as they do - not as they say! - Are there any MPs who are not robbing their constituents blind?
Over thirty five thousand people marched through London yesterday representing groups such as CND, the popular people’s front of Judea, the global warming worried peoples co-operative and the ‘I haven’t got a job union’.
The march went smoothly and without confrontation with opposition groups as no-one had the faintest idea who was being demonstrated against.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
Where did this trend for mothers trying to look like their daughters come from? I’m no oil painting and couldn’t pass for having just fallen out of Next’s shop window but I do have some pride and I think an understanding of what looks good and what looks like mutton dressed up as lamb.
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