The nicest cheese triangles in the world in my opinion, are now the one’s made by Laughing Cow, a brand of Bel Cheese, a company making over 285,000 tons of cheese per annum, being exported to over 120 countries.
Close second to the famous Laughing Cow Cheese Triangles I highly recommend Bayernland Cheese Triangles available in three different sizes and assortments. The ‘cheese triangles light’ variety, with just 9.8% fat, is perfect for those counting the calories.
Both brands are tasty, readily available and aren’t owned by a bunch of Yankee wankers already rumoured to be financially vulnerable looking to rob the British nation of a national icon.
You can contact Kraft Foods directly and tell them to stick their puke yellow glutinous shapes up their fat American butts here (this is an option not a recommendation).
I’m not ashamed to admit that I too once partook in dairylea triangles but my love of my country rules my heart and I say to you all – stop brothers, stop sisters of our country and burn that dairylea slice in your fridge, preferably wack it on a bbq burger with relish, a bit of gem lettuce and a slice of home grown tomato.
Bloody Americans! Not content with lowering the life expectancy of all British troops on joint military manoeuvres with them, they’re now looking to rape Britain of Cadbury, our biggest confectionary manufacturer, changing it’s name to Hershy and bunging a fucking sponge, peanuts and jelly in everything.
I’m the first to stick my hand up and admit to liking Dairylea but I find the yanks’ sweets to be as shit as their ability to fight wars, run banks or manufacture anything that’s half decent and doesn’t ruin the planet.
Like Britain, America is a mongrel nation having taken in people from all over the world into a democratic, lazy country. Unlike Britain, America follows India’s cast system when it comes to the corridors of power and economic fairness. Black people are second class citizens, Latinos wallow below them and the white supremacist American majority would rather neither group got free healthcare.
Barack is the first and probably the last black president of the United States. I hope he will be the saviour of a damaged country before the Islamic fundamentalists and far right racist groups have generated enough hatred and mistrust in the people to spark the inevitable race wars due to hit Western Europe and the States next year.
Blowing up civil aircraft full of innocent people, hunting down ‘Muslims’, killing ‘Muslims’ in Afghanistan, arresting, charging and locking up ‘Muslims’ everywhere, turning down planning applications for Mosques, allowing ‘Muslims’ to wear ‘faith’ jewellery in school but banning the wearing of a cross, the rise of the BNP, the rise of ‘faith’ schools, bombing tourist resorts and ambushing foreign sports teams are now part of everyday life which would be a whole lot sadder for about sixty one million of us (Buddhist, Christian, Hindu, Humanist, Jew and Muslim alike) if Cadbury’s became Kraft.
I ask you, regardless of your fundamentalist, fanatical, homicidal or racist leaning – please don’t buy any Dairylea Triangles for the next six months – Kraft needs your money.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
The nicest cheese triangles in the world in my opinion, are now the one’s made by Laughing Cow, a brand of Bel Cheese, a company making over 285,000 tons of cheese per annum, being exported to over 120 countries.
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