NEW BIKE ROUTE
After countless petitions by visitors to the area, Reading Borough Council has announced that it is investing £1.1 million on a cycle route to help people get out of Lower Earley faster.
The entire length of Lower Earley Way will soon have a three metre wide escape route enabling people to leave the slum at much quicker speeds which it is hoped will halve the number of yahoos being mugged on their way back from robberies.
RBC finally admitted that something had to be done when two hundred Bulgarian Gypsies refused to move into the area claiming that a move to Lower Earley was a flagrant abuse of their basic Human Rights.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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