YEW TREE BY ROLF HARRIS

Can you feel what it is yet? Yeah it’s your wrinkled old didgeridoo you dirty bastard – then again, maybe it isn’t?

Rolf Harris may have been questioned by the Police under operation Yew Tree but they wouldn’t want anyone to assume or think that he’s a dirty old paedophile bastard.

The fact that he’s been questioned as part of their ongoing dirty old paedophile bastard investigation simply means that his name has been linked to dirty old paedophile bastards but this doesn’t imply or confirm that he is or was a dirty old paedophile bastard.

Typical of operation Yew Tree, now he’s been linked to the dirty old paedophile bastard investigation and his name and career have been smeared with shit that he’s unlikely ever to wash off before someone announces on local radio in the small hours that no charges will be brought against him and that he’s possibly not a dirty old paedophile bastard we can only hope that his paintings come down in price.

The Lemongrove Gallery in Minster Street is clearly delighted with the news.