Reading's home grown terrorist cell has reportedly removed a 15lb weedkiller bomb from the base of King's Point after a friend pointed out to them that it was more devastating to the town and the people of Reading to continually have to look at the piece of 60's crap.The Reading terrorist cell instead has alledgedly relocated the device to junction 11 of the M4 motorway in an attempt to bring about road confusion and delays.
A spokesperson for Peter Brett Associates commented that if rumours were true and the device detonated, it could mean traffic light failures, cones scattered all over the place, bridges remaining half built, piles of earth strewn everywhere and possibly better flowing lanes into Reading town centre.
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