DOUBLE BARRELLED TAX
It’s a well known fact that people with double barrelled surnames are either rich or pretentious pricks.
Due to the above, isn’t it only right and proper that they should pay full income tax on each name as they can either afford it if they’re loaded or deserve the penalty if they’re cocky, stupid or insecure enough to invent one after marriage.
Having pondered this I can’t actually think of a person armed with a DBS that has ever done anything worthy of comment other than TPT who deserves some credit for making the most of what she’s got.
G. Mack-Orangutan
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
It’s a well known fact that people with double barrelled surnames are either rich or pretentious pricks.
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