NASA CAN’T BOMB – SO AMERICAN
If any evidence were needed to prove that man has never landed (in person) on the lunar surface, Friday was it.
Clearly NASA can’t even bomb the moon to plan, so the idea of landing a spacecraft with blokes in it who got out, stretched their legs, had a round of golf and lifted off again in the sixties when Formica represented the cutting edge in building materials is laughable.
Man has never landed on the moon. If he had and had cruised around in a moon rover, both it and the lunar module base would still be there, infact there should be a few of them. That being the case, as we can now detect baseballs fifty billion light years away I’m sure that NASA could take a couple of snaps showing the rovers parked? They must know where they left them? (if they left them).
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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