WHEN A SHEEP'S A WOP
As from 1st January 2010, all sheep within the European Union must carry I.D. at all times. Any sheep caught at the border or as part of a Police stop and search operation will be detained under anti terrorism legislation and tortured using water boarding techniques especially if they have tight curly hair.
Where's that Shami person from Liberty when you need her?
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
As from 1st January 2010, all sheep within the European Union must carry I.D. at all times. 
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