JEREMY PAXMAN SACKED
Jeremy Paxman has been sacked by the BBC following comments overheard in a Thorntons Chocolate Shop.
Paxman was clearly heard to say “I’m not keen on the dark ones thank you” to an employee of Thorntons. The BBC demanded a written apology from Paxman who refused claiming that he was “referring to chocolates”. This excuse for an apology has been refused by the BBC Board which has acted quickly to avoid confusion.
The Director of the Race Relations Board called Paxman’s comment “stupid and clumsy”. “A man in Paxman’s position should know better than to bring race into a simple act of buying confectionary; if the Nazi can be believed that is”.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
Jeremy Paxman has been sacked by the BBC following comments overheard in a Thorntons Chocolate Shop.
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Just felt I should say hello to a potentially-related long lost cousin. Hello.
I've added you to my local list, so please feel free to advertise yourself on my survey.
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