BIG BONUSES FROM BRITISH TAX PAYERS

In a shock admission, the government has confirmed that over one billion pounds in bonuses will be given to loads of bankers and traders employed by banks bailed out and now employed by us, the Tax Payers.

The bankers and traders, despite now being officially government employees, will be rewarded for being especially shit at their jobs in 2008 because they’d all bet on the stock exchange that they’d be especially shit at their jobs in 2008 resulting in their company’s failure or bail out by the dopey public. They (the crappy bankers/traders) were extremely successful in this bid thus qualifying for their bonuses.

Under the government “Be British, Eat Shit” Campaign, the criminal, lazy, parasitic and crap at their jobs get rewarded for how much grief they have brought to honest, law abiding people.