NATURAL SELECTION
Yesterday our neighbour’s cat presented us with a very small, very alive little mouse, shivering with fear, staring up into our eyes. I slapped an empty flower pot over it and thanked our visitor gently shooing him ever further from the pot.
Upon my return I flipped the pot, tapped the little mouse into it and transported it to the undergrowth away from the house. It looked up at me and said with its eyes ‘you don’t understand, it’s my job’
It turned about, jumped back toward the house and the awaiting neighbour’s cat that promptly killed it and flung its little corpse around the garden for ten minutes.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
Yesterday our neighbour’s cat presented us with a very small, very alive little mouse, shivering with fear, staring up into our eyes. I slapped an empty flower pot over it and thanked our visitor gently shooing him ever further from the pot.
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