ZIMBABWE ARMY COWARDS

Africa’s embarrassing role-model Bobby Mugabe is still taking the piss out of everybody who has ever given him any credibility, not least the people of Zimbabwe who are now conveniently dying at home of cholera.

By supporting Bobby M, the Zimbabwean Army and Police Officers are clearly choosing to commit acts of violence against unarmed members of the public and as such must be subject to trial for war crimes with Mugabe once the dictatorship has collapsed in the near future but isn’t the Hague too good for them?

It’s interesting that Africa’s leaders want recognition for their abilities and standing in modern world politics yet en mass cower at the idea of sticking their heads’ above the parapet to criticise a fellow African with greater ‘tribal’ authority – Kenya aside.

Would anybody really mind if a stealth bomber dropped smart bombs on Mugabe’s ‘ten favourite places to be’ one night or Jason Bourne slipped into the presidential snug and pumped a bullet into Mr Mugabe’s head?

Please join the ‘Lets Bomb Robert Mgube’ Campaign.