TAX THE FAT

People who stuff their faces with more food than their bodies need and then do bugger all exercise, i.e. fat arse gutbuckets, should be made to pay excess charges when travelling on public transport.

If you get on an aeroplane you get charged for extra luggage on the basis that the additional weight is going to require aviation fuel to get it airborne. Clearly the same is true for people carrying the equivalent of a small family car around their waists.

In future people should be weighed with their luggage in order to calculate any surcharges for being a lazy, greedy pig.

Likewise, lardies on buses take up far more than their allocated width of a seat and let’s face it, who wants to occupy the remaining two inches of seat when it means being embedded in a sweating malodorous heavy breathing blubber blimp.