Following on from a fellow bloggers piece (hello Oranjepan), in 2008 I worked for a company that was ‘hit’ by a tagger. The company had new equipment literally covered in tags by one arsehole which it had to spend over £2k on getting the paint removed before being able to take said equipment to another job.
The tagger was eventually caught ‘red/yellow/blue/white handed’ and the court awarded the company five pounds compensation to be deducted at a rate of fifty pence per week from the taggers benefits.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.