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Wednesday, August 11, 2010

DEATHS LIKELY DUE TO BOLLARD SHORTAGE

The UNDRB (United Nations Directorate for Road Bollards) has issued an emergency request to Peter Brett Associates to realease some of the seventeen million bollards currently scattered around junction 11 of the M4 in Reading.

Canada, Japan, Burkina Faso and Brazil have all totally run out of their bollard stocks and Poland only has one bollard on a piece of string left which is causing a traffic jam of tipper trucks, dumper trucks and cement lorries unable to enter road works.

Lang O Rourke and PBA have sent a joint mission to China to see if they can speed up production of the four hundred million on order from Reading Borough Council due to be laid on the Basingstoke Road next month.
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