The age old boring debate as to whether Britain should add another runway at Heathrow, Gatwick or build a totally new airport at Cliffe on the Kent marshes seems to have ground to a halt again thanks to eco warrior nerds like Bill Oddie highlighting the cause of the lesser spotted swamp warbler.This is all so pointless when a solution is so obvious. Simply evict all the people off the Isle of Wight, a course of action we British are rather good at (ask any Diego Garcian), bulldoze the old crap that’s currently there and build a massive, new shiney airport to be proud of – job done.
Any complaints from the ex Isle of Wightians about losing their island home can easily be addressed by deportation to Tristan da Cunha; a worthless little rock in the South Atlantic who’s 263 (possibly related) inhabitants could well do with the breeding stock.
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