NO HOT ASHES

Am I allowed to put red hot ashes into my thin Reading Borough Council plastic trade waste sack?

Apparently I’m not according to the writing on the RBC sack. Why not? Is it because a thin cheap shitty plastic waste sack might melt resulting in my red hot ashes landing on my stupid Neanderthal feet?

This is natural selection – if you’re as thick as shit, feel free to put as much red hot ash into your thin plastic waste sacks as you want but remember you’ll need a good stash of them as you’ll be doing it quite a few times until your red hot molten plastic covered ashes become cold ashes.

Please protect me from myself RBC and feel free to patronise me – thank you.