Reading Football Club has banned all of the arseholes
working for the Reading Chronicle newspaper from its ground following a ground breaking piece
of bullshit published by the rag claiming that the football club is awash with
racists, terrorists, cleaners, paedophiles, contract killers, vegetarians, psychopathic stalkers,
fracking Russian oligarchs, Nazis and cannibals.
The newspaper is standing by its story and has defended its journalists (chortle) claiming that it isn’t a total crock of shit that no-one
reads anymore looking for sensationalism to boost sales. Referring to its claim that the lowest of the low chav shit within RFCs supporters were akin to Liverpool’s fans that were responsible for the deaths at Hillsborough, the paper said that it might have got that bit wrong.
In an unofficial poll 84 out of 100 people questioned on the streets of Reading said that they would miss the newspaper if it folded due to its excellent absorption of cat piss when used to line litter trays.
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