BP v THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

I sympathise with the Yanks over their oily beaches, their reduction in shrimp consumption (they could all do with eating less the fat bastards), the loss of livelihoods of innocent fishermen, the deaths of the oil workers and all but stop that fucking bleating about this being some kind of British responsibility – it isn’t.

The American oil flooding the American beaches is in part due to American legislators demanding drilling further off American shores and was caused by a flagrant disregard for safety procedures (allegedly) on the Deepwater Horizon ultra deep water drilling rig, built by the South Koreans, paid for by R&B Falcon, now part of Transocean, a Swiss Company on rent to Beyond Petroleum a company 40% owned by whinging Yanks and encompassing Amoco the American oil company since 1998.

Beyond Petroleum may once have been British Petroleum but if you want to take that line then blame the Persians along with us Brits as it was previously the Anglo Persian oil Company.

As for their calling British MPs to sit and eat shit in their Salem Oil Trials they can bugger off – Americans boycotted the Chilcot Enquiry on the ridiculous ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction’ lie/Iraq investigation because they knew it was bullshit and they went into Iraq knowing it to be so.