FUND RAISING
Gideon Mack Orangutan has set up a fund raising campaign to gather in sufficient funds to purchase a surface to air missile to take out that fucking prat who keeps doing aerobatics over Reading - generally on a Sunday and/or Bank Holidays.If you'd like to contribute or indeed have a spare surface to air missile please let me know and with luck we should be able to have our first and only launch before the end of the summer.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
Gideon Mack Orangutan has set up a fund raising campaign to gather in sufficient funds to purchase a surface to air missile to take out that fucking prat who keeps doing aerobatics over Reading - generally on a Sunday and/or Bank Holidays.
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