THE ATCTL PARTY

Enough is enough. The majority of the British people voted for the Tories but all the crap that's left - i.e. the ones people didn't vote for are ganging up to form the government not for the good of the country but for the good of their egos and wallets.

I hope the Conservatives tell them all to fuck off and form their nitty gritty pile of shit party that will last - ooooh - about two weeks after we've gone rioting and spray painting bus stops.

Any party that has a twat like Paddy Pantsdown supporting it is doomed although a coilition between the BNP and the Green Party would certainly cause some interesting policies such as deporting everyone with a turban unless they've got a turbine.

So it's the 'ALL THE CRAP THAT'S LEFT' Party for Britain - tough on agreeing, tough on the reasons to agree.