DITCH THE FALKLANDS
The Falklands (the useless little rocks off the coast of Argentina) are in the news again because five tin pot little oil companies are going to start weekend drilling for what miniscule amount of oil may be there.
Argentina understandably is annoyed and has reacted. Britain has understandably (we’re nearing an election) sent a dingy.
Is that right we have a squadron of Typhoons down there? If so, what a waste. Look at a map of the world and give up any claim to sovereignty.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
The Falklands (the useless little rocks off the coast of Argentina) are in the news again because five tin pot little oil companies are going to start weekend drilling for what miniscule amount of oil may be there.
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