BRITISH COMPANIES NEED BROWN ENVELOPES

BAE has been accused for donkey’s years of bribing foreign royal princes and banana republic buyers in order to gain contracts (doh) in a marketplace that expects, nae demands financial contributions from suppliers to grease the wheels (palms) of industry.

The British Government may pretend to be horrified at the idea but other, non British companies (American in the main) are happy to step in if we allow our shitty government to destroy BAE and other British institutions. British companies compete against:

China National Offshore Oil Corporation
The Coca-Cola Co
Control Components Inc. (CCI)
Fininvest (Silvio Berlusconi)
The Halliburton Company
IBM
Julius Berger plc
The Monsanto Company
Natural Sunshine Products
PepsiCo
The Reserve Bank of Australia
Samsung Electronics
Siemens A.G.
TOTAL
Trafigura
Willbros International

All of these successful companies have at least one thing in common – bribery.