30 YEARS TO DOOMSDAY
When planet Earth next gets hit by a bloody great big meteorite causing another Ice Age, thanks to modern satellites and telescopes we’ll get about 30 years notice - apparently.
That’s thirty years to design, build and launch a rocket off to the offending lump in order to deflect it or move the population where it’s going to hit (meteorites up to the size of a Ford Transit van only) or live life to the max pre global conflagration (meteorites larger than a Ford Transit van).
Based upon recent efforts by NASA it’s not looking good on the deflection front and moving to Pangbourne won’t safeguard you from an ice age so enjoy your last thirty years like they’re your last.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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