PREDICTING TOMORROW’S NEWS - TODAY
I dreamt of watching the main news tomorrow morning; thousands of people, men, women and children as young as two, crossing the Sahara desert by foot and others at sea dying to get to Europe to find work in economies no longer able to support them.
But then I realised that I'd just woken up and this wasn’t current news at all but a badly disguised advert for Panorama on Monday night dressed up as news.
BBC – bringing you the news as fast as it’s made (up).
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
I dreamt of watching the main news tomorrow morning; thousands of people, men, women and children as young as two, crossing the Sahara desert by foot and others at sea dying to get to Europe to find work in economies no longer able to support them.
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