ORGANS DIRECT
Lacking in guts? Lost heart? – buy ours.Come on down to Britain this weekend and bring your credit card for the biggest organ sale in Europe – and we’re not talking Yamaha.
If you’re in the market for a kidney, liver, heart or eyes, time is running out to buy your British organs. So far we’ve given fifty bits freely donated by British people to non British people – just get out the cash and you too can jump ahead of silly British idiots who’ve been waiting for fifteen years for a transplant – it’s that easy.
So come on down to the New Hearts Sale – the NHS is waiting for your call.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
Lacking in guts? Lost heart? – buy ours.
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