BOY/GIRL RESULTS PUBLISHED
Following recent allegations of gender irregularities, i.e. she’s a bloke, an official announcement is expected from the governing authorities this weekend.
The BBC has promised to stand by Naga Munchetty recently thrown onto BBC Breakfast News confirming “she’s got all the right bits, she’s a bird”.
Naga may not be a bloke but I wouldn't want to arm wrestle the geezer.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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This post gets hits on a regular basis due to the picture - Nags is a popular girl - understandably so.
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