WHO SLAMS NEW GUINEA
The World Health Organisation has criticised the Government of Papua New Guinea on it’s slaughter of over seventy nine million guinea pigs as a misguided flu prevention measure started last week.
The PNG Government announced the cull on Wednesday and commenced the round-up, electrocution, rolling in clay with herbs and spices and cooking in a hot oven for twenty minutes on Friday morning. The Peruvian Government backed the move and agreed to pay 1 Peruvian nuevo sol p/pig.
Juan Brian Vladimir Costarovich of the WHO called the move naïve and regrettable but congratulated the PNG people for the chicken like quality of the snack and the spicy satay peanut taste of their gp wizzers.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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