QUEEN SACKS BROWN
It was announced at twelve o clock in London today (Saturday 2nd May 2009) that Queen Elizabeth II has formally ordered Gordon Brown to stand down or face a vote of no confidence by herself, Phil the Greek, Chuck and the boys, Andy, Eddie, Annie and the kids, the Michael people and Jennie Bond.
An angry Lizziebet II told the Scot “One’s shit, and one knows one is” and ordered Prime Minister Brown to clear his desk by five on Tuesday.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
It was announced at twelve o clock in London today (Saturday 2nd May 2009) that Queen Elizabeth II has formally ordered Gordon Brown to stand down or face a vote of no confidence by herself, Phil the Greek, Chuck and the boys, Andy, Eddie, Annie and the kids, the Michael people and Jennie Bond.
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