WHAT?
An old man and his wife went to the doctors’ surgery to get the results of a recent blood test. The doctor told the old man that the results had shown a few anomalies and as such they wanted to do some more tests.
The doctor informed the man that he required a stool sample, a urine sample and a sample of his semen.
The old man looked at his wife and asked “what did he say?” The woman shouted into her husband’s ear “he wants your pants”.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
An old man and his wife went to the doctors’ surgery to get the results of a recent blood test. The doctor told the old man that the results had shown a few anomalies and as such they wanted to do some more tests.
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