RBC - FULL OF TITS
Reading Shitty Borough Bollocks Council has fucked up the traffic lights across the town again. Why am I so surprised? I get stuck in some dickhead derived traffic jam in Reading more often than I have a haircut.
When the revolution comes and the good people of Reading storm the Civic Centre, please make sure you use the local ‘Park & Ride’ scheme as you won’t get a tank any nearer than Rose Kiln Lane if the council is working to its usual standards of incompetence.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
Reading Shitty Borough Bollocks Council has fucked up the traffic lights across the town again. Why am I so surprised? I get stuck in some dickhead derived traffic jam in Reading more often than I have a haircut.
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2 comments:
i got stuck in that - were you the person smiling at me in your mirror?
are you tom crisp?
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