GREAT WEATHER - BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whenever we Brits get just one little bit of good luck; i.e. a couple of days of hot weather on a Bank Holiday weekend, bar-b-q and beers with friends in the garden, feeling good for a change; the BBC automatically pipes up that skin cancer is on the increase and we’re all going to die of it.

That’s if according to the BBC the Mexican Sneeze hasn’t finished us off, salt caused our brains to blow out of our skulls from high blood pressure, we haven’t been stabbed by a mental patient released by the local PCT as ‘no longer a threat’, drunk ourselves into a coma, lost our job and hanged ourselves holding a photograph of our loved ones, been thrown to our death by a Policeman or dared to risk smoking a cigarette.