PLANET ALL USED UP - BOLLOCKS
Global warming paranoia is a complete waste of mental energy and the geeky corduroy wearing Liebfraumilch drinking harbingers of doom that come up with their “it’s hot – that’s global warming, it’s cold – that’s global warming, turn it all off” crap should be relocated to the Arctic where they can study snow melting.
Who says we’re living in the perfect climate anyway? A few degrees hotter in the United Kingdom and we’re all growing lemons and kiwi fruit. Portsmouth may disappear under water but who cares? As an added bonus there’s more fresh glacial water on tap everyday.
The planet has had electric cells for donkies years, we’ve had solar powered fridges and air conditioning for ages, we can pump oil and water for thousands of miles, we’ve got a greenhouse that grows a fifth of the United Kingdoms tomatoes with it’s own bees and we understand soil science and hydroponics like never before.
Until the unpopulated areas of Australia and Africa are covered in wind turbines and greenhouses working to capacity to meet the planets power and food requirements, everyone telling you that we’re all doomed are a little premature.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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