VIETNAMESE SKUNK FINGERS

The British Border Police have stepped up their campaign to stop Vietnamese gardeners entering Britain.

Following an eighty per cent increase in skunk factories across the south of the UK, our Border Bobbies are now proactively targeting all Vietnamese people arriving at British ports who have their occupation listed as ‘Skunk Grower’ or ‘Herbal Sales Manager’.

We would like to make it clear that not all Vietnamese people rent properties, steal electricity and turn out super strength skunk.