A MESSAGE TO SERIAL KILLERS
If you’re currently in the middle of a killing spree, don’t for one minute think that you have to stop. Simply pay toward the treatment of stab victims or people wounded in failed attempts by other serial killers and you can sleep well at night – it’s called off-setting.If on the other hand you’re a producer of CO2, don’t worry about it, once you’ve done it, you’ve done it and paying some Indonesian to plant a palm oil tree will make no difference whatsoever apart from further ensuring the death of orang-utans; ironically a species known to be more intelligent than palm oil growers.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
If you’re currently in the middle of a killing spree, don’t for one minute think that you have to stop. Simply pay toward the treatment of stab victims or people wounded in failed attempts by other serial killers and you can sleep well at night – it’s called off-setting.
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