SIR ‘FUCK YOU FRED’ GOODWIN
‘Fuck you Fred’ Goodwin has commissioned a twenty foot statue of a one finger salute to sit at the front of his multi million pound home before he understandably emigrates to a country who’s population he hasn’t fucked up, shit on and robbed.
‘Fuck you Fred’ allegedly told the UK Government who allowed him the bonus/pension when they gave all our money to the incompetent bankers:- “it’s my money, I couldn’t give a flying fuck that I’ve buggered up a bank, the industry and this shitty country, everyone in Britain is stupid and poor and I’m laughing all the way to the, whatever”
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
‘Fuck you Fred’ Goodwin has commissioned a twenty foot statue of a one finger salute to sit at the front of his multi million pound home before he understandably emigrates to a country who’s population he hasn’t fucked up, shit on and robbed.
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4 comments:
surely this whole thing can be simply addressed: agree to his claim for £700,000 per annum then take a contract out on him (shouldn't cost more than a few grand).
I'm happy to offer my services; I'll take half the salary, no bonus and no pension and I'll fuck the bank up even more in less time than Freddy - that's a deal isn't it?
my mate knows a bloke who's sister met a guy at a party who's cousin works for Mosad - i'm sure he'd do it for a few quid
HIS PLACE GOT SMASHED UP LAST NIGHT - SHAME
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