BRAZIL NUTS KILL YOU
Have you noticed, generally around Christmas time that you can no longer buy brazil nuts in their shells? Apparently it’s because "measures to ensure unshelled Brazil nuts from Brazil, that contain aflatoxins above regulatory levels, do not enter the EU" – Canada and America are following suit.
Somewhat annoying as I loved brazils cracked from their own shells and have never taken to eating the shell to date and as far as I’m aware have not gone into an anaphylactic shock once.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
Have you noticed, generally around Christmas time that you can no longer buy brazil nuts in their shells? Apparently it’s because "measures to ensure unshelled Brazil nuts from Brazil, that contain aflatoxins above regulatory levels, do not enter the EU" – Canada and America are following suit.
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