JETSAM - NOT FLOTSAM
Depending upon one’s point of view, the law-breaking parasites or salvaging free spirits are ready. The Police and MCA are ready. A huge stretch of the south coast is ready with shipping warned to be vigilant in avoiding multiple “wood slicks”.
Thanks to the misfortunes of the Ice Prince, 2,000 tonnes of choice Swedish red and white timber is about to become the latest challenge to the age old and still rather proficient profession of looting by the folks on the south coast – fifty BMW motorcycles attest to that.
I hope for reasons of public interest we are kept informed as to how much choice Swedish red and white timber is recovered.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
Depending upon one’s point of view, the law-breaking parasites or salvaging free spirits are ready. The Police and MCA are ready. A huge stretch of the south coast is ready with shipping warned to be vigilant in avoiding multiple “wood slicks”.
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