By this time next week Britain will be in a state of emergency brought on by another unexpected attack from extremist forces operating out of Siberia.Expect gridlock on all major roadways, the cessation of any scheduled railway traffic, the closure of all major UK airports; and power cuts in at least three key cities.
Shops will run out of essentials before the end of the weekend, petrol stations will have no choice but to close and the media will ask why Britain’s not better prepared to deal with this phenomenon called winter, again, every year like it’s come as a complete surprise to us.
No wonder we’re crap at the winter Olympics; I assume our team gets there each year?
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