COME TO WEST READING
Well it’s somewhat later than expected but the Christmas bush has finally begun in Western Road, Western Elms Avenue and Brunswick Hill with the arrival of a new gaggle of prostitutes. Nicely dressed and respectful in manner, the girls will be performing assorted acts throughout the period leading up to Christmas.
Remember to get in early as it’s first come first served I’m afraid however the anticipated numbers are expected to be able to handle the members of this exclusive club with ease.
So come in West Reading this year; get a weight off and remember; a bird in the hand is cheaper than two in the bush.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
Well it’s somewhat later than expected but the Christmas bush has finally begun in Western Road, Western Elms Avenue and Brunswick Hill with the arrival of a new gaggle of prostitutes. Nicely dressed and respectful in manner, the girls will be performing assorted acts throughout the period leading up to Christmas.
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