The BBC has seemingly done a behind the scenes product placement deal with Biffa Waste Services (the jack of all trades, master of none rubbish company).The deal to place as many Biffa bins in as many programs as possible (they're the red rubbish containers) has allegedly been secured after much negotiation and can already be seen on British TV in all BBC output excluding Songs of Praise. Don't take my word for it - watch out for the dirty red bins yourself.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.