FORD PRISON
Four inmates at Ford Prison have complained to The Campaign to End Loneliness after twenty three more
prisoners failed to return from a dental appointment at the end of April.
The Ministry of Justice admitted
that it was surprised during a recent prison visit when they could only find
twenty seven out of the expected five hundred and twenty one prisoners in
residence but were happy with the Governor’s explanation that the other four
hundred and ninety four were in the toilet.
A recent freedom of Information
request by the Telegraph revealed that the food budget at Ford Prison has
decreased over 2014 from £26’258.40 per month in January to £201.60 per month
in May.
When challenged by the above
budget amendments, staff at Ford put the decrease down to inmates eating more
salads.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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