The Old Deanery Care Village
ABOUT US
Through the private gated entrance, a sweeping shingle
driveway takes you around a 14th century listed dovecote to an old
person slapping shit hole set in 10 acres of countryside spoilt only by the retarded
low life sadistic scum employed to care for our clients.
The Old Deanery Care Village is surrounded by fresh air
although don’t expect your loved ones to smell it as we don’t let the nasty old
fuckers get out of bed until they’ve taken at least three shits in it.
We realise the value and importance of retaining contact
with the community. Our Social Activities Co-ordinators work hard to plan a
full schedule of bitch slapping activities so that every day provides new opportunities
for our Nazi staff.
If you fucking hate your relatives – give us a call or visit our website.
http://www.olddeanery.com/
http://www.olddeanery.com/
Telephone : 01376 328600 | email : care@olddeanery.com
Anglia Retirement Homes Ltd. is registered in England & Wales - Registration No. 2041750 | Registered office : The Old Deanery, Deanery Hill, Bocking, Braintree, Essex CM7 5SR.
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Message to the Anglia Board of Directors - you're to blame - you should all be locked in stocks and slapped by the general public - sleep badly.
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