SKIPPER MIX
Haribo has reacted to complaints by customers that their
Skipper Mix Liquorice Negroes are racist and have removed them from shelves.
The company failed to spot the potential for offense of having black faces with
big lips in packets of sweets.
German manufacturer Haribo will be replacing the offending
confectionary with their new beetroot flavoured Chewy Jewies as from February.
I’ve always believed that you cannot be accidentally racist;
racism is not a set of words or actions, rather an intent and mind set.
Likewise, racism can be perceived when not intended and
these sweets clearly fall into this minefield which they should have seen
coming – shame on you Haribo – ignorance is no excuse.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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