MAMMOTHS

DNA research on frozen woolly mammoths has found evidence which suggests climate change had a far more significant impact on the animals’ extinction than previously thought.

To explain this, man blaming climate change ‘experts’ have released their own research suggesting that stone tools found around Africa dating back to 120,000 years ago possibly maybe most likely indicate that homo sapiens must have maybe possibly built a number of fluidized-bed combustion coal fired power stations which would explain the climate change and in turn the extinction of the woolly mammoths at the same time.

A report said: “It thus seems likely that environmental changes played a significant role in shaping the woolly mammoth's demographic history with warm periods restricting the amount of available habitat and cold periods leading to population expansions.”

Man blaming climate change ‘experts’ have stated that this is proof that homo sapiens must have probably maybe been fracking for shale gas around Balcombe and the Sinai peninsula at the northern end of the Red Sea in modern-day Israel.

It has previously been suggested that humans, hunting the animals for food, furs and tusks delivered the final blow in wiping mammoths out but there has been no evidence collected to back this theory apart from a fossilized till receipt for two mammoth chops and a pair of mammoth mittens discovered in Calcot in 1853.

According to the Green Party, evidence in Jebel Faya in the United Arab Emirates may also possibly potentially theoretically definitely prove that 150,000 years ago our ancestors must have driven large engine cars on par with today’s Aston Martins; allegedly one trench even gave up a mammoth leather bound object resembling a steering wheel with gear paddles.

Green climate change expert Dr Richard Head confirmed that no excavations have ever shown any evidence of a fossilized catalytic converter which proves that man is totally responsible for climate change and the demise of the mammoth.

Dick said “climate change skeptics are blinkered and totally unprepared to even consider that man is responsible for global warming and we greens are simply unprepared to even consider that they have a point”.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/woolly-mammoths-became-extinct-because-of-climate-change--not-hunting-8808684.html