GREEN PARK
It takes a good deal of crappy planning and finely honed
incompetence to screw up traffic light phasing as badly as car hating Reading
Borough Council.
Taking a roundabout with a typical flow rate of 22 mph and
an entrance to exit time of thirty seven seconds and converting it into an
eleven minute period of idle meditation takes massive amounts of tenacious stupidity
and RBC is now so good at the craft, their traffic queue bugger ups have been
nominated as art installations by Tate Modern.
The car park in the Oracle has faster flowing traffic than
the A33 Green Park roundabout but you have to pay to be in there so maybe we
should be thanking Reading Borough Council for the unscheduled break in working
our day – not.
IN MEMORY OF
Paddy Higgins
GID'S NIB
A couple of wrinklies have won £25 Million on the Euro Lottery saying that it's not going to change their lives.
Silly bastards, make them give it back.
2080
Rainy winters snug by the fire, sunny hot summers like Spain growing olives, grapes, lemons and limes; this is climate change - don't listen to them - they're talking bollocks.
HARMAN BACKS BROWN
Harman tells reporters: Like every sturdy knocker, this Country needs a knob and Gordon's the best man for the job.
WELL DONE PIERRE
A big thank you to Pierre, Jean Paul, Luc and Marco, the four Froggie fishermen for starving Britain of goods over the last few days - that's not 'French' at all is it?
HELLO
Please follow one of the many links scattered around to the Orangutan charities.
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